Beautiful day! Cold, bright, sunny. The sea is calm. It is the kind of day you say to yourself, “Wow! Today would be a good day to go and do such-and-such!”
And then you bundle up, get your tools and head out to undertake the task-at-hand only to feel your hands go numb and your nose-hairs get needle-hard. Then your ears fall off. It is really too cold to do anything and, like the bunny-kins you really are, you quickly retreat to the warmth of the cabin and make yourself a nice hot chocolate.
Well, I do, anyway.
I know, I know………..all you easterners and prairie-types think you know cold and -3F is NOT cold, you say. But it is! Cold near the water is colder than the dry-ice type cold of the interior. That’s what everyone says and this time I believe them. Hell, that interior kind of cold isn’t really cold until it is 25 below. You want real cold? Try 25 below in a storm on the coast when the ocean freezes spray on your face!
‘Course, I am just talkin’ big because I don’t even think about going out when it is -5 degrees. I mean, ‘who am I trying to impress?’
I mention all this because I have been checking in lately with Chris Czajkowski, the author. Chris Czajkowski of Nuk Tessli goes out in this and doesn’t think twice. She is the intrepid, gettin’-on, single woman who has carved a lifestyle and reputation out of the wilderness for the past thirty years up and around the Caribou/Chilcotin area. It gets to 50 below up there! She used to hike by snowshoe for four days into her cabin alone except for a dog for company and built her cabin by hand and axe. She is a tough chick – one of those eccentric, bicycle-across-the-Himalaya English-types who do it alone and live on only crackers and cheese. Like Sal.
CC was one of the inspirations for the adventure Sal and I are currently on. Sally and Ian Wilson (two adventurers in the 80’s and 90’s) were two more and the gang at the Mother Earth News forum added to the urge-to-homestead, off-the-grid madness we have embraced with their encouragement and knowledge.
In other words, we have plenty of people on whom to spread the blame.