…..seems China is doing boffo at the box-office (translation: they are exporting 75% more through their usual shipments, Ali Express and Alibaba than before C-19). It is an ill wind that blows no-one any good and that illness is very much doing China some good these past few months.

It also seems that some companies in North America are also going ‘full-tilt’ while others have virtually shut down altogether. The pandemic closed a lot of businesses but it also put a lot more customers on to those businesses more suited to deliveries. Delivery is going to get even bigger.

To some extent, the ill wind blew us some good out here, too. By us, I mean the whole of the community. We got a couple of small grants to assist our seniors during this time of isolation.

Truth is, the old folks out here are isolated anyway. Truth is, most of their lives weren’t altered by the disease much at all….only made better by the small grants. They can now get groceries delivered for a small fee rather than a large one (the delivery fee is temporarily and partially subsidized). That has been enough of an incentive to build a small one-day-a-week bulk grocery delivery operation which saves town trips and whatever cost is still imposed is less than that of taking a ferry and burning gasoline.

Covid made our shopping easier and, as a bonus, more frequent (so fresher dairy, etc). When the grant runs out (this month) there should be enough orders every week from NOW on to support any ongoing effort with our own money. It really just needed a hand-up in starting-up and, once going, is probably working well enough to stand on it’s own.

We also got funds to continue our one-day-a-week home support worker. She does a circuit of the islands and visits and assists those who are in need. THAT is a real bonus since this year no one could host W’fers and thus a lot of scheduled physical work was falling behind for the senior seniors. I am pretty sure only Sal and I are totally ‘all-in’ for our wood-burning season thus far but that was primarily because my daughter and her husband came to visit last week and helped us. We kinda had our W’fers in them. This home support program will be a real help for many.

Since the food delivery program was a hit, we also added a monthly Costco delivery schedule using another ‘dedicated’ service. We pay for that one and it ain’t cheap (she does the actual shopping as well as the delivery) but it is a lot easier on the community and still less expensive than doing it ourselves.

One of the things many people have also mentioned but not emphasized was a drop in living expenses overall – especially gasoline. No one is going anywhere. We’ll travel a bit next week but I doubt that I have filled the tank of the car but once or twice in the last three months. And, even tho we restaurant a lot less than when living in the city, we are simply NOT utilizing the few open restaurants at all because we are not traveling anywhere – not even to the other island.  Costs are down.

But here is an especially odd thing……..everything is generally down.  Fewer whales.  No whale-watching boats.  Fewer prawns.  One prawn boat.  Fewer kayakers.  No tourists.  Way fewer visitors.  Hell, we are all doing less work around the homestead, too.  It’s weird.  It is as if the whole world went from 45 rpms to 33.  Even my readership is down….or you are reading slower, anyway.

Maybe this is the start of a generally slower-paced lifestyle…..?  I mean: really, who wants to go back to the pace of the old rat-race?

WE charity is a right scandal. Appalling. It really should topple Trudeau. Probably won’t. Should. Won’t.

Why?

I don’t really know but it is likely because outrageous incompetence, criminal corruption, disgusting behaviour everywhere so prevalent, blatant bigotry and violence from our police and the general level of mayhem existing in all walks of everyone’s life, Trudeau’s ridiculous levels of elitism and corruption will seem par for the course. “What else is new?”

There are more ‘things rotten in the state of Denmark'(Shakespeare) of course but that above list should be enough to ‘bury’ yet another multiple foot-in-mouth action by Trudeau. He also has the benefit of Trump everyday out-clowning everyone on the planet – even Justin.

There are few attractions to being a politician today but one is that, no matter how bad you are, you will not achieve the level of disaster and mismanagement that so many have already achieved in the last decade. I.e., the governors of Florida and Texas will go down in history as amongst the top ten with Trump, of course, a hall-of-famer in sowing chaos and destruction.

Hmmmm……now might be a good time to run….?

Anyway…back to Trudeau: Trudeau was at his best when he isolated. I strongly urge him to continue that. He shouldn’t even go outside the cottage. Send Sophie instead. Hey, Justin! Why not hire your mother to represent you like Trump hired Kayleigh McEnany?

When I was young and traveling around, I spent a lot of time in Mexico. I was with Sal. We were living in a VW bus. On the beach. It was all fun when we were young. The only problem I had at the time were the Mariachi bands. I hate Mariachi bands. I hate clowns, too, but I hate Mariachi bands even more. So, when I was sitting at a romantic restaurant under a palapa making moon-eyes with Sal and a Mariachi band showed up, it was very disturbing and so I would quickly get out a five dollar bill, wave the lead annoyer over and give it to him on the condition they go as far away as they could get – preferably at another restaurant ($5.00 was a good tip in the 70’s). If trapped in any situation wherein Margaret Trudeau started to speak, I would pay $100.00 in an instant to get her to shut up. Maybe more.

Paying Margaret Trudeau to speak is like paying a Pitt bull to bite your leg. Totally illogical and very painful to endure. If known that would happen, they would sensibly put the Pitt Bull down in advance. And WE knew Margaret was going to happen.

This blog was going to be about the letter from the ‘respected writers’ that suggested that polite debate, even disagreement was OK and that ‘Cancel Culture’ was extending too far – to the point that people could no longer safely speak their minds to any degree. Too much flack from saying anything that some other person doesn’t like. And I agree with them. Free speech and all that.

But a perverse reverse of that principal is that I do NOT want to pay to hear idiots speaking. My tax dollars should not go to hire Margaret for anything except maybe biting legs (yes, I know that WE claims that they have different divisions so that tax payer dollars were not directly funneled to Margy. Not the point.)

The point is that we should have free speech for just about everyone but, if a Trudeau is speaking, we should get paid for listening to it.

Trump and his stooges maintain that 99% of Covid-19 cases prove harmless. They repeat that. They defend that. They want us to believe that. But there are 3,000,000 active C-19 cases in the US and it is still growing like a California wildfire. There have been over 130,000 deaths to date and the numbers are expected to increase due to a recent surge in infection rates. Simple math suggests that the number of patients left ‘harmless’ is much different than Trump’s preposterous claim. It seems the death rate alone is closer to 4%.

Subtract 4 from 100 and you get 96%. NOT 99%.

The guy can’t read. The guy can’t do simple math. No wonder he went bankrupt 6 times!

And – just as bad – many people who are NOT dead are still lingering with major health issues resulting from their encounter with C-19. Let us take a wild guess-estimate and say that 6% more are going to continue to suffer from the virus with respiratory issues or maybe worse. That’s 4% dead, 6% still left ill and Trump – once again – 100% wrong, wrong, wrong.

Trump also wants Bubba Wallace(a black NASCAR driver) to apologize to the ‘Merican people because a noose was found in Bubba’s garage but, after a thorough FBI investigation, it was proven NOT to be intended as a hate crime. But why should he apologize? The ‘Merican people sided with Bubba and that included the NASCAR audience! Further, Bubba didn’t do a thing. His crew chief found the noose and reported it to the NASCAR administration and they all ran with it. And, in the end, it was all good. Is Bubba supposed to apologize for bringing people together?

Or apologize for being black?

Trump doesn’t want the name of the Washington Redskins football team to change. Native Americans do. Some activist groups do. The Washington redskins football club does. A number of fans may wish to keep the name but, in these divisive times, maybe a bit of a concession is over due? Maybe a bit of inclusiveness would be a nice change for most ‘Mericans?

“Dave!! What is the point of ALL THAT?”

The point is: Trump appeals to a ‘group’, a segment of the ‘Merican population. And now we know why.

It seems that Trump is no longer being fully embraced by the majority of the ‘Merican populace, however. It now seems as if those who hate him, hate him more than ever. Those who were ambivalent now dislike him intensely. Those who liked him, now do not. But those who loved him still do. Those who loved him (his base) are STILL THERE!

How is that possible?

Apparently, there is an answer to that. People who love Trump suffer (and inflict) several measurable psychological ‘syndromes’. They have one or several or all of the following ‘thinking patterns’.

1. Authoritarian Personality Syndrome

Authoritarianism refers to the advocacy or enforcement of strict obedience to authority at the expense of personal freedom, and is commonly associated with a lack of concern for the opinions or needs of others. Authoritarian personality syndrome—a well-studied and globally-prevalent condition—is a state of mind that is characterized by belief in total and complete obedience to one’s chosen authority. Those with the syndrome often display aggression toward out-of-their-group members, submissiveness to authority, resistance to new experiences, and a rigid hierarchical view of society. The syndrome is often triggered by fear, making it easy for leaders who exaggerate threat or fear monger to gain their allegiance. President Trump’s speeches, which are laced with absolutist terms like “losers” and “complete disasters,” are naturally appealing to those with the syndrome.

2. Social Dominance Orientation

Social dominance orientation (SDO)—which is distinct but related to authoritarian personality syndrome—refers to people who have a preference for the societal hierarchy of groups, specifically with a structure in which the high-status groups have dominance over the low-status ones. Those with SDO are typically dominant, tough-minded, and driven by self-interest.

In Trump’s speeches, he appeals to those with SDO by repeatedly making a clear distinction between groups that have a generally higher status in society (White), and those groups that are typically thought of as belonging to a lower status (immigrants and minorities). Obviously many devout religious groups lean that way.

3. Prejudice

It would be grossly unfair and inaccurate to say that every one of Trump’s supporters have prejudice against ethnic and religious minorities, but it would be equally inaccurate to say that many do not.

While the dog whistles of the past were more subtle, Trump’s are sometimes shockingly direct. There’s no denying that he routinely appeals to bigoted supporters when he calls Muslims “dangerous” and Mexican immigrants “rapists” and “murderers,” often in a blanketed fashion. Perhaps unsurprisingly, a new study has shown that support for Trump is correlated with a standard scale of modern racism.

4. Intergroup contact

Intergroup contact refers to contact with members of groups that are outside one’s own, which has been experimentally shown to reduce prejudice. As such, it’s important to note that there is growing evidence that Trump’s white supporters have experienced significantly less contact with minorities than other white Americans. Think: Utah.

5. Relative deprivation

Relative deprivation refers to the experience of being deprived of something to which one believes they are entitled. It is the discontent felt when one compares their position in life to others who they feel are equal or inferior but have unfairly had more success than them. Think: Colin Kapernick or Bubba Watson or even George Floyd.

These Trump supporters are experiencing relative deprivation, and that is a common feeling amongst the swing states like Ohio, Michigan, and Pennsylvania. This kind of deprivation is specifically referred to as “relative,” as opposed to “absolute,” because the feeling is often based on a skewed and subjective perception of what one is entitled to.

All that brought to you by an article in Psychology Today

So….?

We now have an understanding of the ‘dumb Bubbas’ that does NOT include ‘Merican mind-numbing ignorance, does not include wilful blindness (boosterism, nationalism, brand worship, cults, celebrities and the like), does not include ‘basic evil’ and does not include natural rebellion. Add all those odd factors in with the ‘official’ mental syndromes listed above and you have a perfect storm of stupidity.

Add ALL of that into a cauldron of nationalistic aggression (China and Russia and, of course, the USA) and throw in climate change and the corrupt capitalist model we all adhere to and the future looks kinda bleak.

And, so far, we have no second coming of Jesus to look forward to.

Yesterday, with the help of our visiting family members, we got pretty much done on the firewood front. We’re ready for winter. And Emily made a bear!

Our woodshed requires approximately 600 lineal feet of logs (say, 20 full lengths or 60 x 10-footers).  We collect that amount in the form of ‘renegade floaters’ over the Spring and gather them in ‘clumps’ of six or seven at our back-beach.  Then I cut ’em into ‘hauling up’ lengths (ideally 7 footers) and we then pull ’em up the hill (125 feet on a 35 degree slope) on a highline sometime around late June, July.  At the top, I cut the seven-footers into rounds (6 pcs x 14″) and wheelbarrow them to the splitter and there they are split into usually four quarters (sometimes the bigger rounds make five pieces).  Approximately 2200-2400 pieces.  At the rate we work, that’s usually about ten 4-hour days each complete with tea and lunch breaks. Our woodshed holds five cords.

I am half a cord short from a full shed (yes, I know what that could also mean).  After gathering all the logs and hauling all the lengths and wheeling all the rounds and splitting all of them and stacking them, we are half a cord from full.  That might be two full length logs….we go for 8-10-inches in diameter.  Easier to lift and work.  Maybe three skinny logs.  The real question is: ‘Will we go get ’em and do it for half a cord?’

I dunno . . . prob’ly.  We’ll see.  A couple of logs will float by, we’ll go get ’em and, somewhere along the line (before winter) we’ll finish up.  OR not.  We never get through the whole of the woodshed anyway so that half cord shouldn’t matter but there is some kind of weird code from the Forest of Dreams out here: ‘Fill the woodshed and they will come’ or something like that.  There is an expectation that one fills one’s woodshed and anything short of a full woodshed reflects poorly on one.  

The thing is, doing wood is no fun.  (Making bears is fun, tho).  Furthermore, you don’t just ‘do’ wood.  You also have to ‘do’ the chainsaw and ‘do the winch’ and ‘do’ the log-finding and wrangling.  There is a lot to do all ’round the place before a single ‘quarter’ is stacked in place.  This year, I had to strip and clean and fiddle with the chainsaw.  And, of course, sharpen, sharpen, sharpen.

And my old winch on the haul-out line always needs fiddling.  So does the old, worn, low-compression Honda that powers it.  Doesn’t seem to matter how they are put away for next season, they do not start up and run quite right until they have been ‘fiddled’ with — a lot.  Fiddling is a huge part of everything when it comes to my usual chore-doing but it seems to play the largest role when I am getting in the winter’s wood.

Still, one thing is always true: there is a great deal of satisfaction achieved when one’s woodshed is full.  And when one has acquired a new bear!  It’s like money-in-the-bank…….now:……have I got enough or do I add the half-cord?

I.e., I write today confused with fear and trepidation.

First I am fearful because of the fall-out from the last blog. Two great guys get off on a misstep and all hell breaks loose. Normally, that is kinda fun but only if the two, like Sandburg’s fog, make up and move along. And that means ‘we move along together’. And this time that is not it. One has temporarily taken his leave. Ticked. We are moving on separated and divided.

Oh, well. Old guys get grumpy. Sometimes they ‘get over it’ and other times it is heavily invested in and they are stuck there. Such is life. Such are old guys. I get it. I am one. Sometimes I am mature. Sometimes I am not.

So, let us (the collective we) move on. By the way, the door is always open especially to those who sign in with ‘anonymous’ because, well, no one knows who you are anyway!

But, moving on…..

As my few remaining readers know, I am a pinko, lefty, Greenie, liberal, bleeding heart by self-description and a conservative-minded fellow who believes in fiscal responsibility and our general right to be here on the planet. Despite my small ‘L’ liberalism, I am not an ardent apologist for much. Bad things happen. When we learn of it, we should just fix it and move on. Life.

But yesterday, listening to the God-awful CBC, I heard a woman-of-colour being interviewed and it ‘put me off’. In the interview, I was told of systemic racism, discrimination and the scourge of prejudice in Canada. And I get that. Not good. Very bad. But that kind of inhumanity is clearly improving and, when it comes right down to it, what else can one do except behave better? You cannot re-write history and especially since the attempts at re-writing make no accommodation for the perspectives of the times.

Anyway, it seems she was saying Canadians have had their hand in slavery, too. BIG TIME!! I was shocked at that and suspended my being ‘off-put’ and listened. It seems that some Americans, French and English living in ‘Canada’ either had actual slaves in their employ or else they treated their ‘people-of-colour’ so badly that they were the equivalent status of slaves. Bad, bad, very bad.

And then she added: “This was all before Canada was created by Confederation!”

So, here I am being asked NOW to be responsible for the acts of long-dead foreign people (none of who are related to me) for actions taken BEFORE the country was even a country and to NOW make it up to current poor souls by what….? Paying gobs of money to other people-of-colour (also not related) to make amends?

Well, halfway through the interview, I was disinclined to listen much further. It was sounding like apologia gone too far. Of course I acknowledge that the sins of the great, great, great grandfathers are visited on their future progeny but other than today’s people striving to ‘do better’, there is little that can be done about what was done two hundred plus years ago.

And she went on……..and I listened. And, by the time she was through, I was less off-put and more sympathetic. Not completely, though. She had definitely shifted me off my position. But I did not shift as far as she was. I was now wondering ‘how we could all do better quicker and more effectively’. I had been moved.

And that is the point of this chicken-blog: so many things are changing. So many things are not true. So much is confusing and so much obviously still needs a lot of work. And now there is no faith in the system by which we are informed. So much is now fake news!

Yeah….I know who that sounds like.

Also yesterday some woman described as a Gold Star mother was being interviewed about Trump’s position on the alleged Russian bounties placed on American soldiers in Afghanistan. If you did not listen carefully, you would be outraged at Trump, admire the woman and wonder what the hell is wrong with that man (I still wonder) but the facts were this: Her son was killed in Afghanistan in 2011 by FRIENDLY fire! He was shot by his own guys! Doesn’t matter how you cut it, her story is irrelevant to the current allegation against Trump. It was fake news!

I guess what I am saying is this: we cannot right past wrongs. But we can do better. We will likely do MORE new wrongs but that will only be evident in retrospect and so we may NOT be better right away. Furthermore, the information we are given is so often wrong and misleading, self-serving and delivered with an agenda that the sins of today’s fathers will inevitably be visited on their sons, too.

It seems that being righteous is getting even more elusive but outrageous righteousness is an epidemic. No wonder I am sometimes confused.

J. Murray was a young bride in 1929.  She and her husband arrived on Read Island in the Discovery Group to homestead through the Depression.  They left in 1939 for the US.  Forty years later she wrote a book about it.  The Flip of a Coin.  It was published by a now-defunct American firm and not executed very well.  Poor editing.  Bad pictures.  Ugly cover.  Left unregistered.  The book itself is not particularly well-written either and the story is somewhat predictable (to Sally and me) in that a previously rich young woman from the city comes to love the great outdoors of the Pacific Northwest and living the simple life.  Sal said her story was very similar to our own and, though set almost a hundred years ago, reveals experiences and lessons like ours.

Bookclub found it to be a fascinating book.  “Why?”  Because the book reflects so much of what life is still like out here, because the author and the book club women have such similar stories, and because she wrote about THEIR actual neighbourhood, the same logging roads, the same beaches.  Even the old store and school.  They have all walked in each other’s shoes and on the same pathways.  And not a great deal has changed in 100 years.

Anyway, one of the book club women found a copy or two and shared the story around the club and all the members wanted to read it.  But the books themselves were in rough shape.  Pages missing.  Poor binding.  So another member volunteered to re-type it all and Sal volunteered to format it, edit it and get it ‘print ready’.  Digitally ready.

Of course, reprinting someone else’s book is NOT kosher.  Even tho it was an American publisher and the author was a Canadian, there is no trace of either and all the book club’s efforts in finding any living link to the book were to no avail.  So, then they checked with a copyright lawyer and that turned out to be inconclusive with vague assurances qualified by mild but ominous warnings.

‘What to do?’

They finished re-writing it but they will not publish it.  Of course, they will print a few copies for the book club members to read but there will be no money involved, no costs, no exploitation.  All credit still attributed to the author and the publisher.  Complete and full disclosure.  They should be OK.  In effect, the book club has done something for posterity with their intent only a noble and an unselfish one.

We’ll see.  But no good deed goes unpunished.

“Why tell us?” 

Well……if it is all deemed eventually safe legally speaking, we may ‘loan’ a copy or two to readers.  Maybe.  But mostly because it illustrates so well that all sorts of things get done out here on a not-for-profit or even non-monetary model by ‘volunteers’ .  That is an important part of the OTG story and it is well represented by their work on this little old book.  They also do Quilts.  Food.  Garden produce.  Fish.  Home care.  Books.  Garbage dumping.  Wood-getting.  Neighbours helping neighbours.  Construction.  Ride-sharing.  The community even raised enough money to buy a piece of land – for the good of the community in the future.  The list never ends, the work never ends, the contributions never dry up and the work all gets done.  Even an old book restoration!

Imagine all that same work needed doing in the city………who ya gonna call?

PS: a reader pointed out that the book is listed on Amazon but listed as out of print and with no price.  Odd. We all looked on Amazon more than a few times but it WAS there…kinda…up on the site but NOT available.  

My daughter, son-in-law and a few friends (including an infant) are coming to visit.  That’s nice.  They are coming from Alberta.  That’s nice, too.  It’s all very nice.

And they are good.  They are respectful.  They are being careful of C-19.  Masks, gloves, quasi-isolation (hard to isolate for two weeks if you only have one week).

‘Quasi’ also means they are traveling in a bubble (previously referred to as a car) and not getting out except to pump gas and buy fast food but following all the rules all the time.  They will stay in the car when on the ferry and basically make a beeline for our pick-up point and thus should have minimal contact with the great unwashed.

But the locals do not like foreign license plates.  They lean a bit towards shunning and harassment of strangers.  That’s not good.  It’s natural, I guess, but some poor sap who is a local resident most of the time drove a vehicle with Alberta plates and it was keyed by vandals for being from out of province.  ‘Mericans who employ the ‘get around’ rule by crossing the border and telling the agents they are going to Alaska (apparently ‘Mericans can cross closed borders if they are en route to Alaska) when, in fact, they really have a cabin on the gulf islands and are going there are also reviled.  BC’ers are quite capable of being less-than-pleasant it seems, especially to strangers during a pandemic.

I can understand the reaction.  I understand the fear.  More than most, I think, I feel somewhat protective of my own mini-neighbourhood (at least this one).  I get it.  But the problem is NOT with the individual.  Someone from a ‘hot spot’ in Florida can be clean and safe to be with while a local who isn’t symptomatic can be a ‘spreader’.  You can’t really go by the license plate to determine a person’s contagious-ness.

I am a smidge more sensitive to this, I guess.  Two days ago I went to the mid-island hospital for a laser ‘treatment’.  That heightened my awareness.  My cataract surgery from two years ago was a major success but, it seems, some people grow a bit of cataract tissue back after awhile and I was one.  Three minutes with a laser and I am back to seeing well.  But that required going into the doctor’s office and then driving over to the hospital.   That was weird.  The hospital was virtually empty.  The doctor’s office was too.  There was one patient leaving when I showed up and that was it.  I suspect that the minute I left, another patient showed up but the crowded waiting room policy (to keep the numbers up) was not in practice.  So far, the C-19 protocols are making things run smoother.

When returning home, we stopped at the local gas station.  Pay-in-advance was no longer in effect.  “Pump and then pay.  In that way, we only come in contact once!” 

Sal looked at the line-up at the next stop – the grocery store.  “Geez, there are six or so people ahead of me.  Shall we go home or should I stay?”  She decided to line up and, within a couple of minutes, she was in and two minutes later, she was out.  Added all up, the amount of time in the line-up and time in the store was virtually the same overall as it was before.  Only difference – she went through the store and the cashier more quickly but had to wait to get in.

The line-up, by the way, was a cartoon of characters from old, bent over, smoking and spitting old guys to cute gals in shorts and carrying babies.  I was people watching through a windshield.  And all of them were six feet apart.

I mention all this to paint a day-in-the-life but, by focusing on C-19, one can forget that a Humpback went by yesterday.  Feet from shore.  Very close.  Very impressive.  Probably the same Humpy just went by going the other way about an hour ago.  Opposite shore.  Smart Humpy.  And still impressive.  But we have no whale watchers!

And the garden is an exploding cornucopia of delights!

Sal is picking up the doctor for the routine visit and then she is off to yoga and then food distribution.   Aaannnd likely no masks for that almost all-day interaction – seems we are all careful to stay 6 feet apart but not so careful as to wear masks.  Go figure.

And wildlife seem a bit more relaxed, too.  Seeing deer everywhere.  Mink.  Fish jumping.  Eagles.  Ravens.  Seals.  Somehow the disease has changed the overall ‘mood’ or tempo of life out here.  Seriously, the pace is slower.  Mind you, June was also unusually wet and cold.

The commercial prawn fishery is also different.  Usually we would have three commercial boats in our area at this time.  This year, we have one.  More than a few summer-only residents have not arrived.  Many won’t.  And, as mentioned before, recreational boating is down 80%.  Tourists-by-air are absent.  Few, if any, kayakers.  This is a different year, to be sure.   This a quieter year.

This is a year to remember.

“The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on.”

Those are the well-known, first lines of Carl Sandburg’s poem, ‘FOG’. It is a somewhat shallow poem in that there is only the intended comparison drawn between a cat’s quiet approach and the even quieter approach of fog. Left at that, it is simply a six line poem that states the obvious. Fog is quiet. Duh.

But, in Covid Days, the poem takes a bit of a shift in meaning. Like the virus, the fog and the cat are alive, they hunt and they kill, they stalk their prey on the edges and they come and go without hiding and yet do so almost sight unseen. Like a virus, they may seem to go away only to return a bit later.

And that is what C-19 has become. It is like a hunter. It quietly takes it’s prey. It comes and goes as it pleases and the hunted never seem to ‘get it’.

I can go a bit further with the comparison: the prey (us) is remarkably unmoved, unafraid, unaware and constantly in denial as to the threat around us. That, too, seems to be the attitude of the almost 8 billion victims-in-waiting regarding the virus. Despite more public service propaganda than almost any other public health threat I can remember, no one seems to be taking the right precautions or even taking the virus all that seriously. Certainly NOT the Bubbas. People want to go back to hugging and kissing and sharing germs over a beer at football games. The virus may or may not be a cat or a fog but humans are definitely dumber than rocks.

I write this not to overly state the obvious myself but because the obvious is NOT really being stated. This virus is not over. It is not even waning. In fact, it is still growing and destroying at will. Yes, we in BC have fared better than the rest of Canada and Canada has fared a bit better than the Stupid States but we still have a deluge of cases in the two main provinces and surges here and there all the damn time.

This virus seems to act like an STD and it virtually blossoms after close gatherings and contacts. And yet, all the talk, all the action, all the news is about re-opening the economy. That’s like spiking the punch bowl at a VD clinic party!

I suppose it will all work out in the end. Humans will likely continue. This – as bad as it is – does not feel like the END OF DAYS or TEOTWAWKI. We will likely endure. Especially locally. But another undeniable observation is that nothing will be the same again. The Global economy is taking a huge hit. All the ‘public’, National and Global industries are doing even worse than regional and local businesses but they are likely to eventually be rescued by government so they have a future.

So does the taxpayer – they are the ‘host’ for those parasites.

The little guys will have to close their doors. BIG Corp will survive on the public teat and, like the natural opportunists they are, they will seize the chance to eat up and swallow the smaller competition. Big Corp will struggle but they will emerge back into the marketplace without the competition. They will thrive.

Institutions will have a harder time. Institutions are largely less-profit, non-profit and semi-profit (schools, libraries, blood banks, non-USA hospitals, office complexes). That even includes the marginally profitable like ma-and-pop businesses. They do not have the depths-of-pocket. They will depreciate even more. Many will disappear.

Absolutely gob-smacking to me is the very possible, very likely outcome that, in ten years time, the world will have experienced a major makeover unimaginable even with today’s perspective. This might be the much-anticipated revolution of sorts we felt would happen someday but did not see how it ever could. This virus may just be the game changer, the global disruption, the quiet destruction of the status quo that the world actually needs. Covid is a cat, cat, catalyst.

It may come quietly. It may grow bigger. But it will NOT be cute.

A bunch of mostly teen-aged trolls screwed the Donald over in Tulsa – all by way of a social media platform. They tRik-toked the guy. Trump and his team thought they’d have 100’s of thousands of people attend his political rally and, in the end, only 6200 showed up. That seems kinda fair to me. I mean, Trump trolls got him elected and Trump trolls are still grinding the BS out on just about every political forum. They cheat and lie all day, every day. It seems just that some of that ‘lying’ and ‘fake news’ got turned back on Trump. It was good to see.

But…..it also showed up Democracy for what it really is: A pretty simple con-game in which to the early participants go the spoils. Almost like a pyramid scheme. If you do not get involved at the very early stages, you are simply grist for the mill, cannon fodder, one of the sheople. You will be taken to the cleaners.

Democracy is NOT the voice of the people – especially if the people remain mute, disengaged and apathetic. Democracy is for sale. Democracy goes to the best ‘marketer’. Democracy favours advertising. Democracy favours the BIG spenders. Democracy is anything BUT the voice of the people. Democracy, it seems, is a prostitute.  Capitalism and democracy go hand in hand.

It is interesting to take note of the real practitioners of the Democracy game-as-we-know-it. They are the inner-sanctum movers and shakers in the parties. Party pimps. The parties’ back rooms have the electorate 90% sewn up long before the election writ is even dropped.

First, you get a few backroom boys appointing a good-lookin’, toothy, puppet-cum-spokesmodel to the local party’s nomination (think: Justin). That alone narrows choice to near zero. The local party reps CHOSE the candidate – NOT the voting public. And, of course, the other BIG or BIG TWO parties do the same. We now have 3, maybe 4 ‘candidates’ vying for their place at the publicly funded trough we refer to as parliament or the legislature. The candidates ‘owe’ the party for getting that far.

We the people did not choose them. The candidates owe the people nothing at that stage and their party reminds them of that all the time. That means that we did NOT have a choice for MLA/MP from the thousands of people in the constituency. We only had a choice of a select few chosen for us by various small committees when we were not looking. That is not the democracy most people think is at play. Because, by that stage in the process, when everyone is aware there will be an election, all REAL choice is gone.

But you know all that. And you chose to accept it. We all chose to accept it and we do so without much protest. We are complicit in our own dysfunction. We are enabling a corrupt, unrepresentative con to perpetuate a false democracy and there appears little will in the electorate or the existing system to fix it.

This fiasco-of-politics comes up for me now and then. OK, a lot of the time…..and it was prompted again by a recent call from our local Green party back-room-woman. The Fed-Greens, this time. They asked that I participate in a ZOOM meeting. I demurred. She persisted. I said, “Well, I cannot see myself voting for anyone else but Green and only because they are telling truth to power in the political sense by pushing the GREEN agenda. But I sure as hell don’t vote GREEN because you guys are any good at it!”

“You do not think we are doing good”?

“No! I do not. Not in the least. Do you?”

“Well, No. I do not. What are we doing wrong?”

“Well the thing that bugs me first and the most is that you do not listen.  And yet, you are always asking for money. Basically, you are saying to me, ‘We are just another party doing what the other parties do. So, give us money. We’re gonna act and do like the other parties. We do not have an original thought in our heads’. That is what I hear and that is so incredibly disappointing”.

“I agree. And many in the party are saying the same thing. You should attend the Zoom meeting and say that stuff!”

“I have been saying that stuff. I have been saying that stuff for more than 20 years…from Adrian Carr to Andrew Weaver. You guys just do not listen. I am no longer going to yell into the ether even if it is green. Furthermore, 20 years ago I had the juice to help out and I offered to do so. Today, I am an old guy. Even if I said the words that moved the Green party in-crowd, I no longer have the long-term juice to back it up. I am a limp Bernie Sanders without the energy.”

“Oh, God! I feel the same way. I no longer have the energy.”

“Well, nice of you to call. See ya.”

I never used to talk about the weather or even acknowledge it.  It simply WAS and I was unavoidably and deeply immersed in it so there was no need to chat about what was so far beyond my control.  Hey!  Do fish talk about the ocean?  I used to snort at people who talked about the weather.  “Wet enough for you?”

I never used to even think about gardening, either.  OMG, what a colossal bore gardening was!  People talked about Zucchinis and tomatoes and ‘Oh how their garden grows!’  It was sad.  It seemed to me that they were simply saying, “I have no friends!”. 

And cooking was also very NOT on my hit parade of interests.  My previous approach: eat when you are hungry.  Who cares what it is so long as it can be eaten ‘on the go’ and men-in-aprons were just plain silly EVEN if dressed so only at the BBQ (I also used to propose the theory that a woman invented the BBQ to make her husband cook.  I claimed it was Gloria Steinhem – and she made a fortune selling BBQs!).  I had all sorts of ‘obvious’ positions on many, many mundane topics but those listed above were the most enduring.  Those were NOT gonna change.  I would not be talking about that crap.

Well, that was then.  This is now.  I now cook.  I now garden.  And, worse, I sometimes BBQ!  I do the dishes, too.  And I have been literally fascinated by the weather out here for years….fer Gawd’s sake!

I am not proud of myself.  I have succumbed to the ordinary.  I am now a really boring man.  Almost English.  Hell, these past few years, I have even begun to talk about ailments!  And – this is what is prompting this confession – I have gone downhill, so to speak, even further.  I am interested and have been learning about growing mushrooms.  You may recall my previous attempt at growing ‘shrooms failed miserably.

But I am not easily deterred by failure.  How could I be, given my track record?

Back to the ‘shrooms.  I started initially by simply trying to determine what would kill me if I ate it.  Our property has a lot of fungi growing.  I was convinced they were all as deadly as cyanide.  So, I read up on it and only a small percentage of the wild mushrooms are really toxic.  And maybe another 20% are good-to-eat.  Or edible, anyway.  It is really quite interesting that all the mushroom books I have gone through (3) are noticeably vague on what is good, what is bad and what is great to eat.  They are pretty clear as to what is poisonous but, if it won’t kill ya, they just kinda leave it on the list whether it tastes good or not.  Bottom line: I am sticking with the basics.  I am going for Morels and maybe Chanterelles.

Sally, thank God, is the real gardener but, like cooking, she can only be counted on to do the majority of it and only relatively conventional dishes/plants.  She will grow the potatoes, for instance.  But she will NOT stretch to the unusual – like growing Morel mushrooms.  Or cooking squids.  Or maybe trying Sea Cucumbers.  If it is a bit ‘out there’, that seems to fall to me.  Cooking is very much the same.  Sal will cook meat and potatoes with cauliflower in white sauce.  Sushi is up to me.  Curry was up to me until she found a few bland curries to make and so a battle-of-the-curries is slowly shaping up.  A hot curry is still mine to make (or attempt).

And so it goes.

Here’s the one that surprises me the most.  I now want to grow flowers.  I never wanted to grow flowers.  ‘If you can’t eat ’em…..’  But, this year we have a large flower patch and the bees are literally ecstatic to be there and well, I quite like bees, so I am gonna garden ’em up a nice place to hang out.  Mind you, my natural instincts still tend to ‘eating’ and so I may also make a small bee-hive or apiary in order to get a little local honey.  The chore of collecting that honey will fall to Sal.