The Answer: Replace the UN with the SPCA.

This blog jumps around a little – I had a lot of ground to cover in 1000 words.  

750 people ‘disappear’ from Mexican towns and villages EVERY DAY.  Almost 28,000 a year.  Didja know that?  Millions ‘disappear’ in all sorts of countries including China and Russia.  Did you know that?  What the hell does anyone know about Malaysia or Madagascar or even South Africa because of our news sources.

Do you even KNOW where Chad, Uzbekistan and Suriname are?

Waddya know about Kim Kardashian despite efforts to NOT know?

An earthquake buries a village in Italy killing almost 300 people and CNN is all over it.  The world is made aware, rescue efforts are enacted, states of emergency are declared and we are all made to ‘feel’ their pain with pictures and reporters on the ground.  And, maybe we should do that…………but………more than twice that amount are killed EVERY DAY in Mexico.  No news.  No CNN.  No rescue efforts.

The news of ‘disappearances’ comes from newsletters (Mexico News Daily) put out by Ex-pats living in Mexico.  They cull their information from larger Mexican Media sources.  Similar newspapers from Ex-pats around the world are a much better source of REAL international news than is the mainstream media-fluff we generally rely on.

Not only is our media bereft of real news, the news they do offer is 90% just-plain silly.  AND misleading.  It is propaganda.  It helps ‘celebrities’ lead us astray.

Trump makes a grab for power based on the media-generated fears, prejudices and hatred some Americans are made to feel for Muslims and other ‘bogey-men’ but the following facts say otherwise.

extreme_vetting-1We could add that 20 or so Canadians are killed each year by moose/deer collisions.  And 35,000 people in the USA die each year from auto accidents.  None of that is NEWS anymore.  Kardashian’s butt is news.  Truth is not.

But STILL Bubba fears the Muslim more than anything else.  And a veritable armory of automatic weapons in each house is prescribed to deal with it.  And Trump is the leader they want.  Doesn’t matter how you cut it, Trump and the Bubbas are stupider than hell.  They are beyond stupid….they are the zombies-in-making that will bring about the apocalypse!  Well, I don’t really believe that but the idiocy that is the media affects me, too.  

But that is not my point.  NOT really.  Most of you know that Trump and the Bubbas are pretty stupid (as am I) but did you know that we don’t really seem to need him, Hillary or even Ban Ki-moon to guide us through life?  We may not even need Just-in.

God knows we do not need Christy Clark.


A Dog Is Re-Elected Mayor For A Third Term, Proving Politicians Are Useless

Submitted by Carey Wedler via,

As millions of Americans struggle to decide whether to elect a volatile narcissist or a calculated warmongering criminal as their next leader, one Minnesota town is doing politics right – they just re-elected a dog to his third term as mayor.

Duke, a nine-year-old Great Pyrenees, was first elected mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota in 2014. The first time he won, it was by accident. The small town of just over 1,000 people held an election in which residents could pay $1 to vote. Duke won the race with twelve write-in votes and was treated to an official inauguration.

The town’s voters were evidently happy with the 2014 fluke. Duke has been re-elected twice, most recently at the end of August.

His main role has been to promote a sense of community in the township. He was recently featured in a series of billboards promoting Cormorant.

I don’t know who would run against him, because he’s done such great things for the community,” Karen Nelson, a resident of Cormorant told local ABCaffiliate WDAY, before the election.

“Everybody voted for Duke, except for one vote for his girlfriend, Lassie,” Duke’s owner David Rick said after Duke won.

Though Duke’s re-election is particularly comical in an election year rife with unpopular candidates and marred by animosity, derision, and deceit, the town’s decision to elect and keep a dog in office has profound implications.

Though over 1,000 people live in Cormorant, only twelve decided to elect Duke in 2014. Similarly, Anti-Media recently explained that only 9 percent of the voting public chose either Trump or Clinton in the primary elections this year.

This is an ongoing pattern:

In the 2012 election, President Obama was elected with 51.1 percent of the popular vote, compared to 47.2 for Mitt Romney. But only 57.5 percent of the voting population cast their ballots, meaning President Obama still only secured the votes of 29 percent of voters.

The same staggeringly low voter turnout that plagues national politics presented itself in Cormorant. But the consequences of having a dog serve as mayor are far less severe than allowing a small segment of the national population to decide which criminal politicians will rule over the rest of the country. Presidential and national politics represent a wholly unrepresentative political process in which the few decide for the many in more ways than one, and Cormorant reflects these deeper flaws in American elections.

More important, Cormorant demonstrates that a non-human can run a town of over one thousand people without the community deteriorating into chaos. While humans support Duke’s administration, the fact the town has continued to function and thrive with a dog in a position of leadership highlights just how little guidance humans actually need — especially considering how consistently politicians have flagrantly ignored the concerns and well-being of their constituents.

Though politicians and the media repeatedly paint the picture that the nation’s fate hangs in the balance of any given election, Duke’s success provides a valuable counter-narrative. And though a small town of 1,000 people is hardly a sufficient anecdote to debunk centuries worth of American “democracy,” Duke’s case is far from the only one.

A cat named Stubbs currently presides over Talkeetna, Alaska. April the cow served as mayor of Eastsound, Washington from 2011 to 2012. A beer-drinking goat named Clay Henry III served as mayor of Lajitas, Texas until 1992. “Best mayor we ever had,” Davis Odom, a local historian, said. Henry III was succeeded by two more goat mayors. As the Wall Street Journal detailed:

In Rabbit Hash, Ky., a Border Collie named Lucy Lou defeated 10 dogs, a cat, a possum, a jackass and even one human to become the town’s third animal mayor—all dogs—since 1998, says Bobbi Kayser, the current mayor’s owner.

If individuals can govern themselves at the local level, who’s to say they wouldn’t survive without a leader at the top of the political hierarchy? People across the country are already taking it upon themselves to better their communities without the help of government and their ‘leaders.’ Between using apps that distribute food to the homeless, establishing community gardens and wifi, and taking it upon themselves to pick up their governments’ slack, Americans are learning to rely on themselves rather than their leaders, proving that without government, people make the world go ‘round.


The real news is that we don’t do as good a job running things as a Golden Doodle.



1 thought on “The Answer: Replace the UN with the SPCA.

  1. Fido is the perfect politician that is certain. Treat them like dogs and they will love you unconditionally. Dogs are known for their fidelity … humanities best friend! A dog makes the best mayor because dogs live in the moment. Dogs do not plan, they have no interest in progress or useful advancements. Dogs do not have any aspirations and few expectations. The dog credo promises to stay out of politics. Go home!


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